"The Real Housewives of Bay Head" Premiere Delayed

The  Real Housewives series has been a huge hit for Bravo TV. From Beverly Hills, to Atlanta, and even New Jersey, the shows continue to be popular. Each version of the show focuses on the lives of wealthy, sometimes famous women who are friends with each other and spend a lot of time spending money and fighting with one another. The mix of drama and garishness has proven a winning combination for the cable network. That is why it came as something of a surprise when Bravo announced their plans to create the Real Housewives of Bay Head.

Maison Esposa is the producer of several of the Housewives shows and it was her idea to bring the show to Bay Head. "We were looking to do a show with a bit of a gentle edge to possibly appeal to a slightly different audience," she said. "We already had experience filming in New Jersey, so it was almost natural that someone would suggest Bay Head." 


Bravo cast five local women to star in the show. 

  • Brenda Jean Phillips, a former teacher married to a caterer
  • Susan Marie Brendan, an investment banker married to a real estate mogul
  • Phillipa Susan Robins, a former model married to a teacher
  • Marie Robin Alexander, a real estate mogul married to a former model
  • Alexandra Brenda Jeans, a caterer married to an investment banker
"The ladies are all great," said Esposa, "but from the beginning, something wasn't quite right. The Housewives of Bay Head just didn't behave in ways that our audience expects housewives to behave." 

Esposa describes a scene where Phillipa was upset with Susan Marie because she had failed to respond to her invitation to a charitable event. After building up to the confrontation, Phillipa sent a text to Susan Marie asking her about it. Susan Marie texted back that she was sorry and thought her husband had responded. She added that they would definitely be there and included a smiley emoji. Phillipa then texted back "great!" and that was the end of it.

"Texts?! Texts?!" said Esposa. "Housewives are not supposed to settle things with friendly texts! That does not make good TV. Phillipa should have stormed over to Susan Marie's house and they should have insulted each other for at least ten minutes. Then Susan Marie would have thrown Phillipa out of the house and told the camera their friendship was over. That's good TV!"

In another incident, Marie, Brenda, and Alexandra got together for fruit smoothies. The three Housewives almost immediately started talking about Phillipa. They agreed she was a really nice person and that she worked so hard on her charity. Then Marie and Brenda commented on how nice Alexandra looked. Alexandra thanked them for noticing and said she had gotten a new haircut. In the cut-aways where the other two were talking to the camera, they confessed they genuinely thought their friend's hair looked good.

Esposa was not pleased by what she witnessed "All I could think was, what is wrong with these women? Who says nice things about their friends when they aren't around? Who gives other friends genuine compliments? I've never seen anything like this! They should either have argued about what a phony Phillipa was or agreed they all hated their friend and made up mean names for her. And then they had the nerve to compliment Alexandra's haircut. I was waiting for the sarcasm but they were serious! Are you kidding me?! Where was the flipped over table?! Where were the tears and hair pulling?! I'm sorry, but the Bay Head ladies are a little... different"

Bravo has decided to put the show on hold for the time being. With the recent news that a cast member of Real Housewives of New Jersey is selling her mansion, speculation is high that she might be enticed to move to the shore and join the Bay Head cast. "I'm not confirming anything," said Maison Esposa. "But I do think if a Housewife from the other show joins this cast, we could finally see some sparks fly." Esposa hopes that with a few tweaks, the Real Housewives of Bay Head could air on Bravo later this year. 

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