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John Wick Comes to Bay Head

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Bob Ayega is returning to Bay Head after almost 30 years. The former resident is excited about his new venture, John Wick Candles. "I decided it was time to come home," said Ayega. "Once I came up with the concept of John Wick Candles for the bathroom, I knew I wanted to open my first shop in Bay Head." The name comes from John, because they are for the bathroom, and Wick, because they are candles. These unique candles come in a small, toilet shaped holder. When the lid is open, a built-in lighter ignites the specialcandle that eliminates bathroom odors. After five minutes the lid closes automatically, snuffing out the flame. As Ayega said," It kills the odors, then kills the flame. John Wick is the perfect killer." For Bob Ayega, this homecoming has been a long time coming. When he left Bay Head, he travelled to many places and lived his life in many different ways. For a time, because of his love of dancing, he was known as Bob Ayega, "the Boogie Ma...

Point Pleasant Canal Renamed After Deal Reached with Sponsor

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One of the easiest ways for an organization to increase revenue is to sell naming rights. Almost all professional sports arenas now are named for an advertiser. When the leaders of Point Pleasant Borough realized they had a commodity that could produce passive income just by renaming it, the decision to sell the name was easy. The Committee to Rename Our Canal (CROC) was formed by the borough. The head of CROC, Bill Uhvgoods, said, "We were surprised that so many companies and organizations would want the naming rights, but we had a great response right away."  Eight different entities expressed interest in naming rights to the canal. Three made serious bids. One was a manufacturer of spooky Halloween items. CROC didn't understand why they were interested, so they decided not to go with Eerie Canal. Also, a maker of hats made a bid, but Panama Canal also was not chosen. In the end, the winner was a state agency. "The New Jersey Regional Office of Tourism (ROOT) made ...

Developers Have New Proposal for Wenke's Motel Property

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Wenke's Motel has been a Point Pleasant landmark for 60 years. Located on Route 88, the motel featured small cabins that provided travelers with a comfortable place to stay. In recent years, though, the motel became rundown and eventually closed. The property was sold to developers who wanted to turn the building into condominiums, an idea that was met with strong resistance from the community. Now, the new property owners have come up with a different plan that they believe will be a better fit for the area. "Since our condominium idea was not very popular, we decided to go back to the drawing board," said developer's spokesperson Bette Weewin. "We understood that that traffic and congestion that would be caused by so many new residents would have a negative impact on the community. Contrary to what has been reported, we are not heartless. We want to be a positive influence to the area. That is why we are now proposing that a dance club should be built on the pr...

Corrado's in Brick: Mark Your Calendars!

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 A few years ago, when Corrado's Italian Market announced they were coming to Brick, area residents were pretty excited. Whether someone is Italian, or just loves good Italian food, the idea of having a great Italian supermarket nearby was terrific news. Unfortunately, circumstances have led to numerous delays. The grand opening was announced several times, but had to be put off. Now, though, as 2021 comes to a close, there may finally be light at the end of the tunnel. "I know that everyone at the shore has been disappointed that Corrado's in Brick has not opened yet," said company spokesperson Nevah Opennin. "We are very sorry that it has taken so long, but I have some good news today that should make a lot of people very happy."  Local resident, Hope Fayding, isn't buying it. "This is like the third time they said they are making a big announcement. I mean, I love Italian delicacies, but I can't allow myself to get excited again just to suffe...

October is Open Enrollment for Bay Head Witches Coven

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The Bay Head Witches Coven (BHWC) is holding open enrollment this month for the area's local witch coven. Anyone interested in joining must submit their application before November 1 to be considered. High Witch of the Bay Head Witches Coven,  Samantha Stevens,  says that anyone who is currently an unaligned witch, or who just thinks they might have a knack for the dark arts should apply as soon as possible or attend one of their information sessions to learn more. "We have several BHWC open houses and information sessions coming up," said Witch Stevens. "My mother, Endora,  who is a former high witch, will be giving the welcoming remarks. My daughter Tabitha will be manning the information booth. And Dr. Bombay will be on hand to do health screenings. Of course, we will also be serving refreshments and potions." The Bay Head Witches Coven is the largest coven at the Jersey shore and has been active for over 200 years. "When this coven started in 1817, ther...

Point Pleasant Council Member Quits During Recent Meeting

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Point Borough Council member, Guy Izzaquitter, resigned at a recent meeting. He read a prepared speech and then left the meeting room.  "Frederick Nietzsche said, ' And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' I firmly believe this is the perfect time to take my leave of you." Izzaquitter then walked out of the meeting room, but returned a minute later when he realized he had forgotten his hat. Assistant to the mayor, Holden DeLine, said, "What was Mr. Izzaquitter talking about? Something about dancing? I never really noticed him before tonight." Guy Izzaquitter said that he thinks he made his point. "I think my message was perfectly clear. Anyone who doesn't like me will take it one way. Anyone who does like me will take it another. Anyone who knows me will understand exactly what I meant. Anyone who I see in the supermarket will probably not know that I said it. Anyone who doesn't speak Engl...

Local Expert Says Canal Seems "Wetter" Than Usual

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Eighty-four year old Muddy Waterman has lived along the Point Pleasant Canal his entire life. He has piloted many boats through the channel, fished along its banks, and watched as the traffic of water craft has increased over the years. This experience has made him something of an expert on the canal. That's why when Muddy Waterman says something about it, people listen. "I don't know exactly why," said Waterman, "but for some reason the canal just seems a lot wetter than it used to be."  This unusual assertion is not supported by science. When asked about Waterman's remarks, a prominent aqua scientist said, "How did you get this number?" However, a less prominent aqua scientist stated that water can't be "wetter." Muddy Waterman is undeterred. "I know what I know," he said. "It's simple. If you have one puddle, it's wet. And you have another puddle, that's also wet. But you put them together in one pudd...

Giant's Violin Restored in Bay Head

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Dr. Hugh Mungus of Stockton University has spent the last six months working on the restoration of a unique archeological find. Last year a fishing boat reported seeing an ice berg off the coast of Point Pleasant. When the Coast Guard investigated, they realized that there was something frozen inside. They towed it to a dock in Bay Head and contacted Dr. Mungus.  "What I saw inside the ice was truly amazing," said Dr. Mungus. "It was a huge violin, or viola that seemed to be completely intact. I immediately assumed that it must be an artifact that once belonged to a Greenland Giant." The warming of northern climates has resulted in some unexpected discoveries as ice melts. One of the most well known and exciting is the Greenland Giants. In 2009, archeologists found that a race of giants, over 30 feet tall, had once lived in a settlement in Greenland. Scientists estimated that at its peak, there were as many as 2,000 giant humans living in Greenland in a European sty...

Sea Shells Picking Up 5G Signals Instead of Ocean Sounds

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Anyone who has ever visited the beach has held a sea shell to their ear so they can hear the ocean. No matter how far away a person is from the beach, they can put the shell to an ear and hear sounds reminiscent of waves and sea breezes. This tradition has existed for countless generations, but something has changed recently. Some people are reporting that when they put a shell to their ear, they are picking up phone conversations. Lifeguards on Point Pleasant and Bay Head beaches reported that people were coming up to them and saying there was something wrong with the shells. The lifeguards verified the problem and collected some of the shells to bring to their managers. That's when Dr. Tia Mowbuhl of Seton Hall University's Audiology Department was contacted. "When people hear the ocean in shells, it's actually an auditory illusion," said Dr. Mowbuhl. "The surrounding noises resonate in the shell creating the familiar ocean sound. What people have been ex...

Scientist Attributes Rise in Biting Flies to "Tastiness" of Modern Americans

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New Jersey beachgoers have noticed a sharp rise in the number of biting flies at the shore. Unlike years ago when insects at the beach were an occasional nuisance, biting flies have become a persistent pestilence. Some beaches are plagued by creepy "greenheads" with their painful bites that can make it almost impossible to stay outdoors. In Ocean county, it is usually black flies that scrape a person's skin and then drink the blood like a mini vampire.  As local resident Dawn MacMantis put it, "These flies really suck! All these sand flies, and sand fleas on our sandwiches! You swat at them and they just bite you more. And repellents barely work. You can almost hear the bugs laughing at you when you're putting it on." The question that arises is, what is causing this sudden spike in vicious bugs? A researcher at the Eastern Entomology Knowledge Base University Group Science (EEKBUGS) thinks she knows the answer. "Modern Americans are just too tasty,...

Local Woman Opens GoFundMe Page After Losing Precious Memento

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There is nothing more heartbreaking than losing something that is very dear to us. Maybe it is a family heirloom, or something with great sentimental value. Bay Head resident, Iona Yaht, recently suffered such a loss. While walking on the beach her favorite bracelet was lost. She searched frantically, but without success. "When you have something you really treasure," Iona said, "losing it can feel like the end of the world. When I realized it was missing on the beach, I tried so hard to find it. I mean, I didn't touch the sand with my hands or anything. You never know who has been walking on it and there's always something gross. But I did walk back and forth a couple of times hoping I might spot it." The Yaht's insurance policy would not provide full restitution for the bracelet. "I couldn't believe they wouldn't cover it," said Iona. "Just two weeks prior I had paid $12K American dollars for the bracelet while we were in Monaco....

Coast Guard Supplements Budget with Party Boats

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Like many government organizations, the U.S. Coast Guard often finds it challenging to work within the limits of its budget. It can be a struggle for the Coast Guard to effectively defend our shores when they have to worry about how much things may cost. In an effort to deal with this problem, Captain Merrill Stoobing  came up with the idea of repurposing unused Coast Guard cutters as party boats. "The idea actually came to me when we were rescuing some people who had fallen off a party boat," Captain Stoobing said. "We pulled three young, intoxicated women from the Manasquan River. They fell from the boat when they were taking a selfie. Once on our boat they were mostly upset that they were missing the party. The one who had been taking selfies still had her phone and it was in a waterproof case. She turned on some music and the three of them started dancing. Most of the crew thought it was pretty funny, but I saw it as an opportunity." "Captain Stoobing reali...

Point Pleasant Considering Hiking Taxes

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In an effort to increase revenues for their town, Point Pleasant Borough is considering hiking taxes. "No one likes taxes," said Point Borough spokesperson Holden DeLine, "but sometimes it just makes sense. After careful consideration, we believe that hiking taxes will be good for the borough." This move has already created considerable grumbling in the community. Longtime resident, Laika Munnee, thinks hiking taxes at this time is a terrible mistake. "Our town's economy is largely dependent on revenue created by tourists. Hiking taxes at this time is sure to have a detrimental effect on this industry. Losses are almost certain to be greater than any gains!" Holden DeLine believes the concerns are overstated. "We are not the first community to be imposing the new tax. Many other towns have decided on hiking taxes. We believe it is the only option at this point." Urban hiking has become more and more popular in many areas, including the Jersey...

Brothers from Italy Bring Gondolas to Point Pleasant Canal

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Anyone who lives along the Point Pleasant Canal is accustomed to hearing the "Ooo-ta! Ooo-ta! Ooo-ta!" of dance music coming from the party boats. The boats cruise back and forth as passengers drink, dance, and get seasick while the loud pop music plays. Lately, however, residents may have noticed a different kind of music from a different kind of boat. Two gondolas now give romantic rides on the canal while the gondoliers sing Italian opera classics. Brothers Mario and Luigi Fratelli have brought a little bit of Venice to the Jersey Shore. Growing up in Venice, the Fratelli brothers worshipped the gondoliers. "We always thought they had the best life," said Mario. "All day, up and down the canals, singing opera, making tourists happy... what could be better?" The brothers saved their money in the hopes of starting their own gondola business. Unfortunately, they didn't realize what stood in their way.  The brothers discovered that in Venice, the gondol...