Local Woman Creates Two Small Humans

Local woman, Anna Moeder, has accomplished the amazing feat of creating human life. Even more unbelievable, she actually created two humans that grew inside her body at the same time!  Her husband, Abraham, said people give him some of the credit but he feels he doesn't deserve it. "It was really Anna who did all the work," he said. "I actually contributed very little, but next thing you know, she had two tiny humans growing in her. I mean, how is that even possible?!"

One would think that after having two humans growing inside her for months and then emerging from her body, Anna would take a long, and well deserved rest. This was not the case! After taking a moment to name the tiny humans, Anna set to work making sure they were safe, well nourished, and clean. This often involved around the clock care.

Surprisingly, experts say that Anna's feat isn't that unusual. They point out that countless women throughout history have had humans grow in their bodies for approximately nine months. To date, that is an accomplishment no man has been able to duplicate. Once the small human, or humans, emerge, the women then devote a huge part of their own lives caring for the small humans, or "children." These "mothers," as they are called, are responsible for providing almost all the needs of the "children," working extremely hard to try to make the small humans grow up healthy and happy. It is truly a phenomenal accomplishment. 

Anna Moeder is modest about her amazing achievement. "For me it's a labor of love," she said. "Creating my babies, helping them to learn and grow, caring for them... sure it's hard sometimes, but mostly it's been a joyous experience. I can't imagine my life without my little ones."

The two small humans that Anna created are now able to speak, in no small part because of the time Anna has spent helping them to learn. They say that in the eight years since she made them, "Mama," as they refer to Anna, has proven herself to be the most wonderful person in the world. "Every day Mama takes care of us and makes us happy," said the young girl human. "I love her more than anything!"

The boy human agrees. "When I'm sad, Mama makes me feel better," he said. "When I need help, Mama is always there for me. She's the best person ever and I love her so much."

Although many, many women apparently have made humans and raised them, it does not take away from the magnitude of the accomplishment that is "motherhood". There is a day designated to honor mothers like Anna. On this day, humans are encouraged to show their appreciation for all that their mothers did to create and raise them. While this is a good start, it hardly seems like adequate recognition. What mothers have done, and continue to do for us, is nothing short of a miracle. Everyone should really try to acknowledge their miraculous mothers every day. As Anna's small humans said, "We never miss a chance to hug Mama and tell her how much we love her. Mama rocks!"