Point Pleasant Boro Girl Wins Largest Stanley Bottle Ever Made

Hydration is extremely important for everyone, and no one knows this better than the Stanley Water Bottle Company. Stanley went from being the bottle of choice for hunters and campers, to being the most important status symbol for America's teens and tween girls. These oversized bottles with their germ-exposed straws and internal lead seals, are practically required if a schoolgirl expects to have any sort of social life. That's why every girl in America is jealous of 11-year-old Kara Boutstatus, winner of the largest water bottle ever made by Stanley.

"I'm not that surprised I won," says young Kara. "The way the contest worked was that the more bottles you own, the more chances you have to win, and I have, like 173 bottles, not counting the new one." Kara's family has devoted a large part of their kitchen to the storage of their daughter's bottles. 

"People might say we indulge our daughter too much," says Mrs. Ima Boutstatus. "But if spending way too much money on water bottles that she will never use makes her popular, then that's what we'll do. It's important she learns the right priorities in life."

The prize Stanley water bottle would weigh upwards of 20 pounds when filled, but Kara admits that her bottles are usually empty. "Water is gross," she says. "I usually bring a diet Pepsi for lunch. I just carry the Stanley's 'cause everyone wants them."

Kara says she has already been offered over $10K for the huge water bottle, but she turned it down. "My parents always say, there's things more important than money, and one of those things is acting superior to everyone. My new Stanley bottle guarantees I'm the best."

A representative from Stanley says they have no plans to make any more of the huge water bottles. However, next year they are going into the hot tub business. Kara's family has already pre-ordered one.