Nude Beachgoers Take Nude Polar Bear Plunge on Point Pleasant Nude Beach... Nude

Frigid ocean water did not deter nude beachgoers from jumping waves in the nude for a nude charity. A group of about thirty nude people and a few nude dogs gathered on Point Pleasant's nude beach to take a nude "Polar Bear Plunge" this weekend. A Polar Bear Plunge is an event where beachgoers will run into chilly ocean waters in order to raise money for a good cause. The difference with the Point Pleasant nude event is that no one wore any swimwear when they hit the nude beach.

Organizer and nude enthusiast, Bertha Daye-Suit, said the day was a great nude success. "What a wonderful nude day for anyone who enjoys running nude into icy water! Plus, we raised a lot of money for a great nude cause while being nude!"

The nude swimmers collected over $2,000 for Nude Americans Keeping Everything Decent (NAKED). "The purpose of NAKED is to raise awareness that there is nothing indecent about being nude," said 78-year-old Bertha Daye-Suit, as she stood nude on the beach after her nude ocean plunge.

Officer Sunny Bunz of the Point Pleasant Police was on hand along with a team of paramedics, just in case any nude swimmers had health problems. "I patrolled this nude beach most of the summer, and these nude people are my nude friends now. I'm just worried the cold water might be too much for some of the elderly nude participants." 

When asked what was the one thing she was most worried about, Officer Bunz said, "It's nuts. You know, crazy nude people who come out here and aren't used to being nude and then they jump nude into the cold water and who knows what could happen to them."

Agnes Badcrumble, an 80-year-old nude Point Pleasant resident, has participated in other Polar Plunge events, but this was her first nude foray into icy waters. When asked what she thought the biggest difference was doing the plunge nude, she said, "I would have to say the sounds. When you have a bunch of nude seniors running nude together, there's a lot of flopping and flapping noises you don't hear when people aren't nude."

Bertha Daye-Suit said the nude crowd was a bit smaller than she expected. "Of course, with a freezing nude event like this, there's bound to be some shrinkage. We had hoped for as many as 40 nude participants, but 30 nude people is still pretty good!" 

Despite a lot of chattering false teeth, all the cold nude people had smiles frozen on their faces as frigid water dripped from their wrinkly nude bodies. Bertha-Day Suit is already looking forward to next year's nude Polar Plunge and hopes even more nude people will join them on the nude beach... nude!