Royal Farms Will Finally Open But Without Chicken

After the recent Corrado's fiasco, area residents finally got some good retail news. Royal Farms, the popular purveyor of perfectly prepared poultry, has announced it will open its Brick store in July. Unfortunately, they will not be selling any chicken for the foreseeable future.

"I am very happy to announce that after a long delay, Royal Farms of Brick will be officially opening its doors on July 21," said Royal Farms executive, Frita Poyo. She quickly added, "Just don't expect any fried chicken. Sorry."

Although fried chicken is the Royal Farms claim to fame, the Brick location has run into a bit of a snag. Brick Township spokesperson, Annie Daynow, explained the problem. "When Royal Farms decided to open here several years ago, they applied for and received a chicken license. Unfortunately, since it took so long for them to open, their chicken license has expired. Now they have to go through the entire application process again."

A chicken license, much like a liquor license, is required by some towns when a chicken business is opening. Brick is one of the towns where a chicken license is needed. Typically, the application for the chicken license is made as soon as a lease is signed so it can be issued in time for opening. Royal Farms neglected to reapply when their chicken license expired due to their delayed opening.

"It was a simple oversight," said Frita Poyo. "We at Royal Farms are doing everything we can to expedite the chicken license process. We know how everyone has been looking forward to our succulent, crispy, juicy fried chicken. Hopefully it will only take a few months to resolve."


Annie Daynow said that a few months isn't realistic. "The process to get a chicken license can take anywhere from 8 months to a year," she said. "It will probably be at least 6 months before anyone can enjoy Royal Farm's succulent, crispy, juicy fried chicken."

Frita Poyo realizes that the lack of Royal Farm's succulent, crispy, juicy fried chicken will put a bit of a damper on the grand opening, but she wants everyone to know that there will be other options available. "We know everyone was looking forward to our chicken, but that isn't all we sell. We offer many other items. In fact, we will be introducing our new fish and chips. They're really delicious and I hope everyone gives them a try."

"Did Royal Farms really say they intend to sell fish and chips?" asked Annie Daynow. "I hope they know they'll need a license to sell fish in Brick."

Comments

  1. AnonymousJuly 17, 2022 at 8:55 PM

    Your incompetent government at work.

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  2. AnonymousJuly 18, 2022 at 8:11 PM

    It wasn't there fault for the delay.

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  3. AnonymousJuly 19, 2022 at 6:38 AM

    So Jersey typical! What next no straws?

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  4. AnonymousJuly 20, 2022 at 4:27 PM

    The Township of brick is on believable they try to squeeze every last penny out of you never ever have I heard of a chicken license that is crazy

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  5. AnonymousJuly 20, 2022 at 4:28 PM

    The township of brick should overlook the chicken license if they already qualified for it then they still qualify for due to the fact of the pandemic that affected the opening because nobody wants to work as a rather sit home on Joe Biden‘s money that he’s giving everybody

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  6. AnonymousAugust 28, 2022 at 8:45 PM

    Seriously, A chicken license! What could the application entail that would take 8 months to issue?

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    1. AnonymousSeptember 20, 2022 at 3:12 PM

      You would think that a place known for chicken would get that license first.
      Never heard of a chicken license..we are living in a bizarre world!

      Delete

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