Boil Water Advisory Issued by County Official

The Ocean County Director of Essential Information, Sally Pimienta, is advising all residents to boil their water. "I cannot stress enough how important it is that you boil your water," said Pimienta. "Believe me, you will regret it if you don't."

"Please be sure to fill a four-quart pot with water, bring it to a boil and salt to taste," continued Pimienta. "Then add your favorite pasta and cook until al dente. However, should you fail to boil your water, your pasta will not be tasty at all. So, listen to the advisory and boil your water!"

Sally Pimienta, a former chef, says it is imperative everyone heeds her warning. "I cannot stress enough how much better your dining experience will be if you just boil your water," said Pimienta. "Take soup for example. Unless you are into Gazpacho, without boiling your water first, your soup will be disgusting! And don't even think about hard boiled eggs. That's not happening."

Pimienta also warns that beverages could also be impacted. "If you put a tea bag in cold or tepid water, you get cold or tepid tea. Not iced tea, just an undrinkable mess. Same holds true with coffee. You need boiling water."

Sally Pimienta says she takes her position as Director of Essential Information very seriously. She believes it is her duty to provide citizens with information that is essential. She is currently working on a new pamphlet called, Socks and Underwear First. "You'd be amazed all the simple things people just don't know!" said Pimienta.

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