Royal Farms to Open December 8... Probably
It's finally happening! After years of waiting, area residents finally got some good news about the Royal Farms in Brick. Circle the date December 8 on your calendar because there is a strong possibility that there is maybe a bit of a chance that Royal Farms could quite possibly be considering that it may almost be time to open their doors to the public.
"This is such great news," said assistant to the mayor, Annie Daynow. "All of us in Brick have been waiting for this day for years. I can't believe that we are so close to maybe having Royal Farms open. I know that they have promised to open many times before, but you know what they say, 12th time is the charm!"
Frita Poyo, spokesperson for Royal Farms, said that the public has nothing to worry about. "Really, this date of December 8 is almost certainly a pretty good possibility that we will be opening," she said. "It's been a long road getting to this point. We've had a lot of hardships to overcome. Frankly, there was a six-month period when we completely forgot that we had planned to open a store in Brick. We firmly believe that those days could possibly be behind us now. We at Royal Farms are looking forward to December 8 when we can perhaps all celebrate a grand opening, or at least celebrate that we might be that much closer to an eventual opening date sometime in the distant future."
Annie Daynow said she hopes everyone turns out on December 8. "With luck, we'll all be enjoying some tasty fried chicken on that day. And if it doesn't open, we can form a support group to share our grief."
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